Music for something new

I'm working on something new which will be posted here eventually. Not sure what form it will take (keeping options wide open so far), but I hope it's going to include music in some way. These are some ideas for it, banged out at the piano. The idea for these was to parody TV soap opera and melodrama music from the 80s and 90s, but not as a total piss-take. I want it to be something that could function as incidental music or as themes, but also be kitsch. I'm not really sure why.

These are basic musical ideas, and if any of them are used then I hope I'd be able to arrange them for different instruments, or at least record a better version on piano.





Did you spot Norman Bates peeking out from the bottom of the screen? Not deliberately placed, but I'm taking his presence as a good omen.

TIM sponsorship speedo

Treasure Island Media is sponsoring diver Robert Remington (pictured here) in the Gay Games 2010. To see him in practice, click here.

I was asked to draw some designs for the TIM sponsorship speedo that Robert will wear. Paul Morris came up with the ideas and I drew them as he described. It was a pleasure to work on a speedo that will eventually contain such an impressive cock, as well as a talented athlete. Best of luck Robert!

Happy Birthday Paul Morris (yesterday)

Yesterday was Paul Morris's birthday. I wanted to make a video for him, and spent the weekend working on it, but unfortunately it didn't come out well so in the end I didn't send it. Sorry Paul, I'll do better next year.

One of the difficulties was a new toy - the video projector I was using to create a (very) old-fashioned 'special effect'. The image above was meant to look like I'm inside a building at night, looking out of a window (click on it to see full size). I'm still figuring out how to use projection in conjunction with other lighting. I don't know if these pictures show the process, or the intended result, but here they are anyway.

Of course, like every failed effort, it was followed by the usual neurotic torrent of negative thoughts, from the pretentious "I have no talent" to the old melodramatic classics "I hate myself" and "I'm wasting my life" (thanks, inner-critic, for those measured insights). Still, nothing beats the blues like venting, and having written this I feel better already. My mood was also helped by calling Paul Morris himself who is always interesting to talk to, despite (or because of?) being unhinged and evil. Happy Birthday PM.

WILD BREED: BRED WILD (extra)

BRED WILD is an extra scene that comes with the DTO (download to own) version of WILD BREED. It's a collection of clips that aren't in the main video, including some extra sex footage, and a lot of other more random things that were floating around my hard drive. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's fun to see anyway.

It's not included on the DVD version of WILD BREED (nor are a few other things), and there have been complaints about that. Sorry to anyone who's unhappy about missing out. I totally understand it's disappointing that the DVD doesn't seem to include all the extras, so here's the excuse: BRED WILD wasn't even made until after WILD BREED had been sent to the DVD factory. We wanted something extra to make the DTO version appealing, so I rummaged my hard drive and found all these quirky bits of video that I put together as BRED WILD. So that's how it came to be. And, even though it's a wonderful thing, I honestly don't think the DVD is incomplete without it. Hope that makes sense. Here are some stills from it.

Economy (song)

Warning: Musical interlude. If this is interrupting your jerk-off session, I apologise. Scroll on down to the fucking.

This video isn't porn, and it doesn't have anything to do with sex. This blog might not be the best place for it (Just because you like a man's porn doesn't mean you want to hear him sing), but I've been pleasantly surprised by your feedback to my doodles, so I thought a bit of music might be alright too.

The reason the song stops abruptly is because it's an experiment that's been abandoned halfway through. It was coming out too... I dunno, soft. It sounds a bit better on headphones with the volume up, but doesn't everything? Makes me want to dig out my electric guitar and play something noisy. Trouble is, my new neighbours have two young children and the mother is at home with them all day, so I feel bad about making a racket. Suburban life is so Rock'n'Roll, eh?

BREEDING SEASON 2: Christian

Paul Morris's new video is out now. It's titled Breeding Season 2 and it includes a scene which I did camerawork on. The scene is a gangbang with Christian bottoming. It's the second scene on the DVD and it's titled What Happened to Nice? These stills are all from that scene.

When he's not taking every load he can find, he's also a very smart and friendly man. The picture below is Christian and myself after the shoot. That's me on the right and Christian on the left, committing blatant sexual harassment in the work place (yeah, poor me). This image comes from Ryan Sullivan's Island, episode 28 The Mystery of Liam. The episode includes a couple of brief clips from after the shoot, from 1:15 - 1:34.

More t-shirts (with Cory Koons and Sage Daniels)

Suck Dick, Save the World. Amen.

When the TIM website got refurbished they added some great pictures of guys modeling t-shirts with my designs on. The one above comes from a drawing I did a year or so ago. Paul Morris came up with the Suck Dick, Save the World slogan and I illustrated it.

Paul also wanted a design for his 'eugenics project', so we devised a suitably clinical adaption of the TIM logo (see below). I don't know who this handsome model is, but his furry bare ass definitely does something for the shirt and if there's a way of breeding more like him then I'm all for it.

Finally, I spotted the Dick Man t-shirt making another appearance, this time on Cory Koons' chest at the TIM Truck Party in San Francisco (See below. For more pics, visit Cory's facebook). And just for the hell of it, another picture of Sage Daniels in the grey version. Dick man sure gets around.

Vote T.I.M. in the JRL awards

Here's a link to the TIM blog, with a list of the categories we've been nominated in and a link to cast your vote. Thanks!

And while I'm here, a doodle. This is the outcome of a conversation with Max Sohl (brilliant director of many TIM filth vids), and depicts, from left to right: myself, Paul Morris and Mr Sohl, on a rack, in hell, getting poked with pitch forks, for eternity. Yikes.

Wild Breed on the rental charts

Wild Breed doing its thing on the gay porn rental charts. Just think of all the jerk-off sessions that stands for. A whole lot of cum.

WILD BREED: Scene 7

Scene 7: Kevin in the Play Pit

Back at the Playpit, the sleaze continues in an international (Scottish, Spanish, Greek, and Australian) spooge-swapping session. KEVIN, RICK, NIKOS, and OZZIE are all over each other in a sex-scrum driven by the universal adoration of cock and ass.

KEVIN puts the sling to its proper use, climbing in and taking all three men's loads one after another. Then he moans while filthy horn-dog OZZIE gets down-under and eats the dick soup fresh out of KEVIN's well used cum-hole. Proof that nothing unites the world's men better than sex.

WILD BREED AVAILABLE HERE

Nadal fucked by ghost cock

Can you spot the mischievous poltergheist in this image?

Saw this in the paper a couple of weeks ago. Kept it. Thought about posting it here. Decided not to because it's silly and this isn't that kind of blog. Then found it again this morning and thought, "Oh, fuck it. Why not?"

Which is presumably what the invisible man said about Nadal's sweaty ass, about 10 seconds before this picture was taken. Ho ho.

Color

Messing about with some colored lights. I'm color blind, but even I can see these. These pictures haven't had anything "done" to them to increase the color intensity, this is just how they are.

Forgive the slack-jawed nostril shot below. Not the most flattering expression, but I like the colors in this one so here it is. Focus on the nipples, that's my advice.

Open All Hours tattoo doodles

About a month ago I received an email from a guy in Australia who wanted to get a tattoo of one of my doodles. He'd chosen one with a guy who's stuck a sign in his ass that reads "OPEN ALL HOURS" because he wanted the tattoo to "show everyone that I'm a total slut". I thought this was a great idea, and we talked about getting the tattoo session on video so I could put it on my next dvd. I also offered to make adjustments to the drawing so that he could choose exactly how he wanted it to look.

And then he went quiet, and I haven't heard from him since. I guess he got cold feet about the idea, which is fine. Since the tattoo is probably never going to make it onto skin after all I might as well post the early design sketches here. Who knows, maybe some other cock slut out there will want to be branded with it...