Merry Chismyass

Just a scruffy seasonal obscenity, discretely doodled during a marathon 'Charades' session at the Cole family christmas. The slightly strained pun on christmas/kissmyass is not intended as a bah-humbug put-down on christmas - the opposite in fact. I like christmas, and I love ass kissing (literal, not metaphorical), so the combination of the two is a joyous one. Happy Holidays x

Hot followers

Every time I post on this blog I'm distracted by the hotness of the "followers". Granted, these pictures are probably not all actually of the people themselves, but at the very least they're testament to their (your) good taste.

Hover your arrow over their pictures to get their blogspot usernames. Many have active blogs of their own.

1000 Load Fuck stills

Paul Morris's new fuck epic, The 1000 Load Fuck, has landed. Here are some of my favourite stills. With my boss producing stuff like this, it is VERY hard to compete.

See more here.

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1000 Load Fuck trailer

Here's the trailer for the new Treasure Island Media video by Paul Morris, unapologetically titled The 1000 Load Fuck.

The trailer is also on the Treasure Island Media blog, where it has prompted a storm of controversy in the tea-cup that is the comments box. You can read it all here, or see below for a condensed version.

Those against say:

"TI is really becoming formulaic. "Dark," "Bajillion Load"... Variations on the same ideas, and with the same people."

"what happened to the kinda porn where it was about amazing sexual chemistry between two men as opposed to a desire the get into the guinness book of records and be filled with turkey basters. it's all looking a bit mechanical now."

"Yuck, -- those movies / cast are a walking petri dish of pathogens! Nothing says love more than exchanging HIV strains.."

"What does it say about someone's self esteem when they're willing to do this stuff - disturbing"

"Cum is not a drug and pretending that it is just feels fictional. Reading up on TIM, Paul says he doesn't fetishize hiv just primal sex. But all this cross and bones and 'absolutely positive' stuff --- the TIM stuff seems so obsessed with HIV."

"i work as a social worker offering therapy to a lot of gay men. fuck paul....he gets to put all this shit out there and I get to see how so many guys now feel like they are missing out on the party if they aren't squirting gallons of semen up their ass."

Those in favour say:

"Heaven!"

"Why does this turn me on so much?"

"We LOVE the formula. Hot, nasty, no holds barred cum dump motherfuckers. A hotel room, cock, ass n' cum."

"Sounds like someone relates their own sexual behavior to their sense of self esteem. Maybe they should keep that to themselves."

"People need to stop themselves from ruminating over things they choose not to do. It's about growing up and being mature enough to accept responsibility for oneself. If you choose to watch TIM videos and then bitch because you want to do what you see in them but are afraid of the consequences then maybe you should stop watching TIM videos. The problem with "duhmericans" is they won't accept responsibility for their own situations."

The debate continues...

1000 Load Fuck pre-release scene

Treasure Island Media, the porn company I work for, has a new dvd coming out very soon. It's called The 1000 Load Fuck and it's directed by the never-knowingly-understated Paul Morris. These are a couple of stills from the video. There's also a pre-release scene called Perfect Bottom that you can download here.

More doodling

New doodle

Another doodle off my desk. This one probably influenced by having watched Brian Yuzna's Society yesterday. Maybe also some echoes of Bellmer, Magritte, Chapman brothers, Paul McCarthy, or who knows what else lurking in my unconscious.

Paul, Damon and Liam

Paul Morris is at it again, photographing perfect asses. This is the latest, and my favourite so far.

Damon Dogg has uploaded a whole load of new videos shot at a recent performance with his band Sick Wolf. You can see them here.

And I've been shooting a lot of hot porn, which I can't post here yet because I want to save it up until I have a whole video's worth. So in the mean time, here's some more doodles I've been doing while the porn is transferring from my camera to my computer.

Butt art

This epic butt was photographed by Paul Morris, porn overlord of Treasure Island Media, and my boss. He posted it online to his flickr account.

Now it has resurfaced in a new and altered form (below), linked to a website that's unknown to us, and currently closed. However, it was run by two designers, Andreas Pihlström and Rasmus Andersson, who are presumably responsible for the teeming faces that decorate these already remarkable bulbous hirsute cheeks.

Personally, I'd like to be the round-faced guy with the stubble and glasses, snuggled right into the crack.

--Liam

Sick Wolf show with Damon Dogg #2

He's at it again. Damon Dogg (pics above from Damon Blows America 10: Denver) will be on stage with his rockabilly band Sick Wolf at 3pm on saturday 5th December, at 1600 Seventeenth Street, San Francisco. It's a fundraiser for Lyon Martin health clinics, which I know nothing about but sounds like a good cause.

More info about Sick Wolf here.

New banner

Today was spent going through the footage I've been shooting for the next video with Treasure Island Media. The images are looking so good I decided to use one of them to make a new banner for this blog.

So it's a fond goodbye to the old banner (below), and a joyful welcome to the new (above).